18.11.09
5.11.09
Remember, remember the 5th of November!
This post will have nothing to do with Guy Fawkes Day or V for Vendetta. You should remember it anyway.
We would just like to inform you that as of chapel, on the 4th of November, we have become so disappointed that some drastic measures may need to be taken. We were forced to throw away a perfectly good tree carcass because it had been soiled with the meager pilferings of the day. Not so much a waste of paper as a waste of brain space and 30 minutes. (And Toadpipe was sleeping right before - Toadpipe does NOT like to waste sleep time!)
The country of Tanzania weeps at the poor representation of its children. Don't these people know Skype connections suck in third world countries? They suck in Italy too. And church.
Don't get us wrong, we LOVE Skype. But there are times and places for everything (c'mon, see Ecclesiastes something - you know it.), and church/chapel/whatever is not really a good place or time for Skype. If you need a direct connection between heaven and hell though, Skype has the best connection ever! And it's free! No souls required! It's almost like prayer... No wait... It's better! You can talk and SEE God; video with Jesus is grand!
How can they - the puny "worshipful" human masses - ever expect to undo us with such horrific quality as this? They can't.
We rule.
Screwtape and Toadpipe
We would just like to inform you that as of chapel, on the 4th of November, we have become so disappointed that some drastic measures may need to be taken. We were forced to throw away a perfectly good tree carcass because it had been soiled with the meager pilferings of the day. Not so much a waste of paper as a waste of brain space and 30 minutes. (And Toadpipe was sleeping right before - Toadpipe does NOT like to waste sleep time!)
The country of Tanzania weeps at the poor representation of its children. Don't these people know Skype connections suck in third world countries? They suck in Italy too. And church.
Don't get us wrong, we LOVE Skype. But there are times and places for everything (c'mon, see Ecclesiastes something - you know it.), and church/chapel/whatever is not really a good place or time for Skype. If you need a direct connection between heaven and hell though, Skype has the best connection ever! And it's free! No souls required! It's almost like prayer... No wait... It's better! You can talk and SEE God; video with Jesus is grand!
How can they - the puny "worshipful" human masses - ever expect to undo us with such horrific quality as this? They can't.
We rule.
Screwtape and Toadpipe
1.10.09
O=Opportunity A=Activity R=Result AS=Accomplishment Statement
OAR AS actually is BS. But anyway...
At least something
humorous
came out of the BS.
humorous
came out of the BS.
There are white people on campus?
Nope... Just kidding! The white people were just guests. It also happened to be picture promotional day. Coincidence? We don't think so. Hmm.........
Our Gnuwrench
We recently decided it might be beneficial to run some training programs. Our recent addition, Gnuwrench, has been shadowing us and has even produced some interpretive sketches of her own.
Name: Gnuwrench (which you should know already)
Academic Occupation: Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious undergrad
Field of Ecstasy: The great suspended pool-party in the sky
Devilish Occupation: Apprenticeship (in the field of Awesome - that's why she got picked)
US or UK Conventions: "Asian" or, as we required, UK + US final commas.
Here are Gnuwrench's first sketches. Yes, she is a baby... We expect masterpieces soon though.
Name: Gnuwrench (which you should know already)
Academic Occupation: Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious undergrad
Field of Ecstasy: The great suspended pool-party in the sky
Devilish Occupation: Apprenticeship (in the field of Awesome - that's why she got picked)
US or UK Conventions: "Asian" or, as we required, UK + US final commas.
Here are Gnuwrench's first sketches. Yes, she is a baby... We expect masterpieces soon though.
23.9.09
The Whore-ible Day Until...
Welcome to "Hell"
Do you go to a religious school? Do you have chapels? Are they required? Even so, you have no idea!
Your two fiendish chapel-goers are definitely not the first to try to occupy themselves during chapel, but we wanted something more than passing notes and giggling over poor grammar usage. We needed to have something more to look forward to than getting our regularly-sat-upon pew.
Thus was born "The Interpretive Sketches of Our Devil Days"!
First, allow us to introduce ourselves.
Name: Screwtape
Academic Occupation: Special Undergrad / Special Advanced Grad (What is that? Toadpipe has no idea either.)
Fields of Ecstasy: Philosophy and English
Devilish Occupation: Corruptor of young incoming Freshmen.
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK has been doing it right a lot longer than the US has been doing it wrong.
Status: Still seeking appropriate male human to attach self to.
Name: Toadpipe
Academic Occupation: Floundering, career-idea-less Undergrad
Fields of Ecstasy: Dandelions, Mathematics, and Computer Science (The comma stays.)
Devilish Occupation: Leader of the Geeks
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK - except for the final comma in a list. It stays!
Status: Happy solo.
Starting this Wednesday, 23 September 2009, we will be going cheerfully to chapel to prey upon on the oddities that are sure to abound during the service. Let not your heart be troubled! Blogs will be scanned copies of our interpretive sketches of the day's chapel. You may interpret as you wish. Please feel free to leave these interpretations in the form of comments.
Welcome to our hand basket.
Your two fiendish chapel-goers are definitely not the first to try to occupy themselves during chapel, but we wanted something more than passing notes and giggling over poor grammar usage. We needed to have something more to look forward to than getting our regularly-sat-upon pew.
Thus was born "The Interpretive Sketches of Our Devil Days"!
First, allow us to introduce ourselves.
Name: Screwtape
Academic Occupation: Special Undergrad / Special Advanced Grad (What is that? Toadpipe has no idea either.)
Fields of Ecstasy: Philosophy and English
Devilish Occupation: Corruptor of young incoming Freshmen.
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK has been doing it right a lot longer than the US has been doing it wrong.
Status: Still seeking appropriate male human to attach self to.
Name: Toadpipe
Academic Occupation: Floundering, career-idea-less Undergrad
Fields of Ecstasy: Dandelions, Mathematics, and Computer Science (The comma stays.)
Devilish Occupation: Leader of the Geeks
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK - except for the final comma in a list. It stays!
Status: Happy solo.
Starting this Wednesday, 23 September 2009, we will be going cheerfully to chapel to prey upon on the oddities that are sure to abound during the service. Let not your heart be troubled! Blogs will be scanned copies of our interpretive sketches of the day's chapel. You may interpret as you wish. Please feel free to leave these interpretations in the form of comments.
Welcome to our hand basket.
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