23.9.09

The Whore-ible Day Until...







Disclaimer: Certain nouns have been censored to prevent that goody-two-shoes Michael (overzealous archangels) from locating us.

Welcome to "Hell"

Do you go to a religious school? Do you have chapels? Are they required? Even so, you have no idea!

Your two fiendish chapel-goers are definitely not the first to try to occupy themselves during chapel, but we wanted something more than passing notes and giggling over poor grammar usage. We needed to have something more to look forward to than getting our regularly-sat-upon pew.

Thus was born "The Interpretive Sketches of Our Devil Days"!

First, allow us to introduce ourselves.
Name: Screwtape
Academic Occupation: Special Undergrad / Special Advanced Grad (What is that? Toadpipe has no idea either.)
Fields of Ecstasy: Philosophy and English
Devilish Occupation: Corruptor of young incoming Freshmen.
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK has been doing it right a lot longer than the US has been doing it wrong.
Status: Still seeking appropriate male human to attach self to.

Name: Toadpipe
Academic Occupation: Floundering, career-idea-less Undergrad
Fields of Ecstasy: Dandelions, Mathematics, and Computer Science (The comma stays.)
Devilish Occupation: Leader of the Geeks
US or UK Punctuation Conventions? UK - except for the final comma in a list. It stays!
Status: Happy solo.

Starting this Wednesday, 23 September 2009, we will be going cheerfully to chapel to prey upon on the oddities that are sure to abound during the service. Let not your heart be troubled! Blogs will be scanned copies of our interpretive sketches of the day's chapel. You may interpret as you wish. Please feel free to leave these interpretations in the form of comments.

Welcome to our hand basket.